Pope Francis Approves First Millennial Saint

Carlo Acutis, a devout 15-year-old who died of leukemia in 2006 and has been nicknamed “God’s influencer” for his popular database cataloging Eucharistic miracles, has been officially recognized by Pope Francis as a saint, becoming the first of the millennial generation to be given the title. What do you think?

“I’m sure he’s dabbing in Heaven right now.”

Ivan Vo, Culture Enthusiast

“The Catholic Church is certainly no stranger to giving undue attention to teenage boys.”

Mateo Randolph, Pool Shark

“Was MrBeast even considered?”

Britany Ryder, Industrial Roofer

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