Beachgoer In Japan Rescued After Being Swept 50 Miles Out To Sea

A woman who was swept 50 miles out into the Pacific Ocean while swimming with an inflatable swim ring was rescued after 37 hours, with authorities reporting she was likely taken by a current and pushed by strong winds in her inner tube. What do you think?

“That’s pretty far to go before asking for help.”

Elizabeth Roper, Sauce Chef

“Sounds like she managed to have a pretty relaxing getaway.”

Diego Migues, Printer Repairman

“The hubris of some people to think mankind was ever meant to float on water.”

Jeff Blaylock, Systems Analyst

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