Trump Orders Treasury To Stop Minting Pennies
President Donald Trump directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the rising cost of producing the one-cent coin. What do you think?
“But nickels just don’t taste the same!”
Hasan Rahaman, Party Consultant
“Now what am I supposed to throw at birds?”
Lee Quirk, Laughter Analyst
“What happens if I need change for a nickel?”
Joan Carr, Speech Rewriter
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