Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store

An Ornate cat-eyed snake was found hiding in a bunch of bananas at a New Hampshire grocery store, the reptile having been accidentally stowed away among a shipment of the fruit. What do you think?

“This is why every American should carry a mongoose.”

Miles Gucker, Beverage Executive

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“As long as it’s not bruised, I’ll eat it.”

Isaac Thompson, Pet Photographer

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“Sounds like the Instacart guy’s problem.”

Dolly Hilchey, Jersey Framer

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