Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000

Harvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000 or less, a move intended to make the prestigious institution “affordable to more students than ever.” What do you think?

“See? I’m unemployed for my kids’ future.”

Gerald Loffer, Opera Accountant

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“Every kid deserves the chance to become the next Ted Kaczynski.”

Haley Krismer, Ventilation Expert

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“I knew becoming a millionaire would someday come back to haunt my family.”

Ahmed Yusuf, Stage Diver

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