Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound



Children’s barracks



Hidden Rivian garage



H1-B worker stables



Sperm silo



Live-in Turkish hair-plug donor



Moral panic room



3,000-page spec script for Rick And Morty movie

Hyperloop going from bedroom to bathroom



Maternity ward



Shackled homunculus of origins unknown



Mass monkey grave



Ketamine on tap

“Whites only” water fountain



Glue traps for escaped surrogates

You don’t need more regrets. Take the deal.
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