U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals
The U.S. Commerce Secretary defended the country’s decision to impose tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, an uninhabited archipelago populated only by penguins and seals. What do you think?
“There go our closest allies.”
Nora Summerville, Systems Analyst
“But my mollusk futures!”
Gary Bates, Truck Puller
“It’s about time they start paying their fair share of krill.”
John Bass, Screw Measurer
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