Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion
A man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding police, and breaking into the Pennsylvania governor’s mansion where he set a fire, claiming he would have attacked Governor Shapiro with a hammer if he happened upon him inside the residence. What do you think?
“Smart to get some state-level experience before setting fire to Washington.”
Matt Maketh, Bleacher Filler
“Seems bad, but I’ll wait for the manifesto before rushing to judgement.”
Krista Cayce, Sugar Refiner
“Scary to think that any random house you set on fire could belong to the governor.”
Bart Gibson, Certificate Printer
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