Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it’s only illegal because it comes from Latin America. What do you think?
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Researchers in Australia said that they have for the first time successfully produced kangaroo embryos through in-vitro fertilization, a breakthrough that may help save endangered species from extinction. What do you think?
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NEW ORLEANS—Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni told Eagles fans Sunday, “I hate all of you, fuck you.” “It’s sad to think how much greater the Eagles’ legacy would be if it didn’t have a worthless…
Read moreNEW ORLEANS—Reportedly catching sight of the threat in his periphery, a heroic Secret Service agent sprung into action Sunday and shielded President Donald Trump from an incoming Brittany Mahomes. “We are trained to identify excruciating conversations from insufferable people before they occur and take whatever action is necessary to prevent them…
Read moreNEW ORLEANS—Claiming that he was unstoppable back in the 1980s, President Donald Trump reportedly grew sentimental Sunday during the Super Bowl while regaling social media influencer Jackson Mahomes with tales of his old groping days. “These young kids act like they can grope, but us old dogs really knew how to…
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“The progressives are at it again in their obsession with raising taxes to pay for their proposed Aqueduct New Deal.”…
Read moreFrom nationalistic selfish reasons, to altruistic promotion of our ideals of liberty…
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