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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recalled about 2 million baked goods sold nationwide, including some doughnuts and coffee rolls purchased at Dunkin’, due to concerns the products might be contaminated with listeria. What do you think?
The post Dunkin’ Pastries Included In Massive Recall appeared first on The Onion….

President Donald Trump directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the rising cost of producing the one-cent coin. What do you think?
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Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it’s only illegal because it comes from Latin America. What do you think?
The post Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey appeared first on The Onion….

Researchers in Australia said that they have for the first time successfully produced kangaroo embryos through in-vitro fertilization, a breakthrough that may help save endangered species from extinction. What do you think?
The post Kangaroo Embryo Produced Through IVF For First Time appeared first on The Onion….