Desperate Scott Morrison leaks personal text messages he sent to himself
“Hey mate – hearing a lot that you’re not a compulsive liar. SM” …
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‘My sofa’s inexplicably caught fire’: six ways to get off the phone from your mum
MUM refusing to get off the phone? Cut the call short and save yourself a load of earache with these excuses. …
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‘Shit music for violent dickheads’: A reassessment of punk, 1976-1981
PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here’s why it was crap: …
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What kind of annoying Instagram f**kwit are you?
BROADCASTING your life via Instagram automatically makes you a f**kwit. But which kind are you? Find out. …
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The ability to fall asleep instantly, and other annoying as f**k bedtime habits your partner has
DOES your partner drift off instantly while you lie awake for hours? You might recognise these other irritating bedtime habits. …
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How to make it through a shit film you’ve paid good money to watch
WATCHING a terrible film to the end to justify your Amazon rental or Netflix subscription? Make it hurt less with these tips. …
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The Northern Lights, and other bucket list goals that aren’t worth the trouble
WANT to tick one of these goals off your bucket list? Just do the tick and not the thing, because it’s shit: …
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