“Like other Aussies, Jen and I get our groceries flown in after a tender process coordinated by McKinsey”
“We’re no different from any other Australian family” …
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Millions of Australians wondering how journalist hacked their personal text messages about Morrison
“I don’t expect my private messages about the PM to be read out on live TV” …
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8 things Scott Morrison definitely knows the price of
#4: A gas-fired power plant in the Hunter Valley …
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Fight or flight: what to do when encountering a Northerner
SUDDENLY finding yourself in proximity to a northerner can be an agitating experience. But run or engage in combat? …
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Inspirational man completely reverses effects of Dry January in single day
A MAN who gave up booze for a month has already successfully undone all of the positive effects of his abstinence. …
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Johnson’s taking us for fools, say bunch of f**king fools who voted for him
THE f**king fools who voted for Johnson are being treated exactly like the fools he took them for, it has emerged. …
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Six things twats think are legal on the internet
SOCIAL media users have been warned not to discuss possible court proceedings relating to a 20-year-old footballer. But twats think that, on the internet, anything goes. …
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