“Just like ordinary Australians, I pop into random hairdressers to wash strangers’ hair”: by Scott Morrison
“I’m just a regular, suburban dad who places his fingers in an unknown woman’s wet hair” …
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The Northern Lights, and other bucket list goals that aren’t worth the trouble
WANT to tick one of these goals off your bucket list? Just do the tick and not the thing, because it’s shit: …
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Photo Snaps the Moment a Squirrel Strikes a ‘Mr Universe’ Pose on Their Windowsill
This funny picture shows a squirrel pulling a ‘Mr Universe’ pose on a windowsill. 65-year-old David Roberts snapped the tough-looking rodent…
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Conversations about mortgages: The grim rites of passage of your 30s
INTO your third decade of existence? Brace yourself for these disappointments, which are also rites of passage. …
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Frantic media advisor proposes Scott do photo opp pretending to be Prime Minister
“We’re running out of ideas here!” …
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A lover’s guide to delivering the perfect Valentine’s Day from the all-night garage
FORGOTTEN Valentine’s Day? In a desperate panic? Here’s how to delight your loved one with generic tat from the nearest open shop. …
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Rustler’s microwave burgers and other quick meals for the lonely and desperate
GOURMET restaurants and fancy dinner parties are for people with friends. Here’s what’s on the menu for those who always eat alone. …
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