“We’ll protect you from China,” says government struggling to get ADF into Aged Care
“Provided we’ve been given 3 weeks’ notice and the correct paperwork has been filled out” …
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Christian school withdraws enrolment contract, clarifying that its core belief has always been ‘Government Funding’
“Yes, we are absolutely obsessed with sex. But we are even more obsessed with money” …
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Canberra Convoy protestors briefly pause to let government destroy itself
“We’re not needed anymore” …
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Nation trying to work out which is the controversial bit from Gladys text message exchange
“Sorry which bit is the explosive revelation again?” …
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8 things Scott Morrison definitely knows the price of
#4: A gas-fired power plant in the Hunter Valley …
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Parliament House toilets in crisis after PM dramatically increases curry-cooking to save approval rating
“He’s cooking a curry for every single fuck-up. Problem is, there are a lot of fuck ups”. …
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