Six things twats think are legal on the internet
SOCIAL media users have been warned not to discuss possible court proceedings relating to a 20-year-old footballer. But twats think that, on the internet, anything goes. …
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‘Vibe’ and other twatty words we’re apparently meant to take seriously now
IT’S accepted that language changes and evolves. But that doesn’t mean we should start taking this vocabularic wankery seriously: …
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Man who bought oversized teddy for date who didn’t turn up to take it home and f**k it
A MAN who bought a five-foot tall teddy bear for a date who stood him up plans to take it home and f**k it, he has confirmed. …
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Carrie and I need a separate house just for parties: Johnson’s lessons learned from the Sue Gray report
I, BORIS Johnson, have vowed before the Commons and the nation to implement solutions to Sue Gray’s findings. Here they are as I understand them. …
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Six film and TV franchises that won’t stop until long after you’re f**king dead
A NEW Lord of the Rings TV show is on the way, with viewers already wondering how much more of their lives these hobbits will steal. These franchises won’t ever stop. …
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Inner city Greens voter disgusted Scott Morrison doesn’t know a loaf of bread costs $14
“Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t know a litre of milk costs $11.50″ …
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Rishi Sunak’s multi-millionaire guide to saving energy
YOU don’t end up with as much money as me – around £440 million, minimum – without knowing how to save it! Follow these tips to save hundreds of thousands a year: …
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