NEW ORLEANS—Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni told Eagles fans Sunday, “I hate all of you, fuck you.” “It’s sad to think how much greater the Eagles’ legacy would be if it didn’t have a worthless…
Read moreNEW ORLEANS—Reportedly catching sight of the threat in his periphery, a heroic Secret Service agent sprung into action Sunday and shielded President Donald Trump from an incoming Brittany Mahomes. “We are trained to identify excruciating conversations from insufferable people before they occur and take whatever action is necessary to prevent them…
Read moreNEW ORLEANS—Claiming that he was unstoppable back in the 1980s, President Donald Trump reportedly grew sentimental Sunday during the Super Bowl while regaling social media influencer Jackson Mahomes with tales of his old groping days. “These young kids act like they can grope, but us old dogs really knew how to…
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“The progressives are at it again in their obsession with raising taxes to pay for their proposed Aqueduct New Deal.”…
Read moreFrom nationalistic selfish reasons, to altruistic promotion of our ideals of liberty…
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From Canada comes the story of a lonely donkey who fell in love with a yoga ball. Captivating thousands with his videos of pushing the yoga ball around his paddock, Earl Grey the donkey received donations of dozens of yoga balls after his first one deflated. Homes for Hooves animal rescue…
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