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NEW YORK—Touting the perk as a way to add authenticity to a gourmet dinner, HelloFresh confirmed Thursday that most of the company’s meal kits included a packet of restaurant-style rat droppings. “Yes, you and your family can enjoy a bistro-level experience in the comfort of your own home with the addition…

Actors Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have been busy doing press for their respective summer releases, the romantic drama It Ends With Us and the Marvel blockbuster Deadpool & Wolverine. The Onion sat down with the Hollywood power couple to discuss parenting, their business endeavors, and what fans can look forward…

PARIS—Sending waves of shock and outrage throughout the sporting world, U.S. gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik was under fire Thursday after a newly surfaced video showed the Olympic athlete whipping a pommel horse. “That poor pommel horse—it was just standing there, cowering, as he struck it again and again,” said American…Read more…>read more…

SOUTH HACKENSACK, NJ—Baffled by the lack of recognizable flags, names, or national symbols on the paper bills, employees at Platinum Lounge confirmed Thursday that a foreign man at the club was tossing around a totally unknown currency.“I can’t identify the script or characters, and I’ve never seen any money with…Read more…>read…

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted he dumped a dead bear in New York City’s Central Park a decade ago, telling actress Roseanne Barr in a video that he did not kill the bear, but put it in his car with plans to skin it after he found it…